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darkknight9's Journal

Created on 2002-07-30 22:59:44 (#650653), last updated 2009-11-21

1,853 comments received, 5,030 comments posted

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Name:All glory is fleeting...
Location:Menomonie, Wisconsin, United States
Website:lame page
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My personality:
You enjoy all the attention from the locals and are well known for your ability to spontaneously combust whenever faced with a crisis or dilemma involving beetles or calcium. If you do not get your way, you sulk and, climb the nearest tree, where you pretend to be a howler monkey and insist on having food delivered up there, and the local takeaways usually co-operate just to prevent you from getting angry and urinating on innocent passers by.
My Love-o-meter:
A true romantic! You love to woo and be wooed, however unconventional your methods may be. Your preferred method is to burn some chilli and throw it into a bar or a restaurant. As soon as people come running outside, gasping for air, that's when you strike. As soon as you see a potential mate, you rip off your top, stuff tennis balls in your mouth, unleash a high-pitched war cry and chase them for miles, through streets, bars, shopping malls, etc, trying to get them to French-kiss you.
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44 magnums, air conditioning, akira kurosawa, angels, anime, asaien, asian studies, awwnold movies, batman, bigger is better, box fans, bruce campbell, bruce lee, cabins, catherine zeta jones, ccr, chicken, chocobos, chow yun fat, closed curtains, cold weather, comedy, computers, conan, conspiracy theories: the garbagemen, cooking, cornstarch, diet mountian dew, directv, duke nukem, eric clapton, fast animals-slow children, final fantasy, firearms, food, football, friendship, garand, gargoyles, garlic, german engineering, giggles, gina gershon, ginger, guns, hammers, hickman, history, hockey, hockey night in canada, homer j, howlin wolf, howth mauser, humor, hunting, ice skating, information, irish stuff, jack ryan, jeff cooper, johnny cash, jon woo, kar 98k, kefka, kenny rogers, kfc, kind people, knights of solamnia, knights of the sword, krusty, laibach, laughing, law and order, learning, little sisters, living colour, lord soth, love, macross plus, martial arts, matrox products, mauls, mauser, mauser oberndorf, mental health, minnesota wild, mossberg, moving heavy objects, museums, mushroom soy sauce, my son, necromancers, neverwinter nights, nice compliments, night court reruns, nighttime, ninja scroll, not having to drive, nwn, old stuff, paladins, parenting, patton, paul mauser, peanut m&m's, pond skating, pools of radiance, pork, potatoes, privacy, private invites, red sauce, revolvers, robert jordan, role-playing, ryo ohki, sasami, sculptures, sean connery, serenity, sex, shorts, shotguns, shut-in's, sig, sks, snow, sound bytes, sound files, sports night, star wars, starches, stories, sushi, sword and shield music, target shooting, teaching, tenchi, tenchi muyo, the godfather saga, the simpsons, therapy, tina tyler, video game music, video game operas, voices, warm thoughts, wav's, weiss, willie dixon

Schools:

Century Community and Technical College - White Bear Lake, MN (1993 - 2008)
University of Wisconsin Stout - Menomonie, WI (2008 - present)
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