9:12pm: More
More wisdom from the liquor store sign:


BEER


Now cheaper than gasoline!!!

2:00pm: Hey hey hey!

Happy Birthday abiku!

7:33pm: Yo Dan!

Happy Birthday Danarchy!

12:08am: We're going over poetry in my comp II class...
So I'm going to share this:


http://www.hi5.com/friend/video/displayViewVideo.do?videoId=5232203&ownerId=16822190

11:51pm: Sweet
Red Wing boy takes first place in Minn. mullet contest

8:35am: Your going to laugh...
...but its hard for me not to get upset about something in this story: (bold emphasis mine)

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=509182

Brooklyn Park police were looking for a meth lab, but they found a fish tank and the chemicals needed to maintain it.

And a few hours later, when the city sent a contractor to fix the door the police had smashed open Monday afternoon, it was obvious the city was trying to fix a mistake.
It happened while Kathy Adams was sleeping.

"And the next thing I know, a police officer is trying to get me out bed," she said.

Adams, a 54-year-old former nurse who said she suffers from a bad back caused by a patient who attacked her a few years ago, was handcuffed. So was her 49-year-old husband.

"They brought us here and said once we clear that area, you can sit down and you will not speak to each other," she said.

Police were executing a search warrant signed by Hennepin County Judge Ivy Bernhardson, who believed there was probable cause the Adams's home was a meth lab.

Berhardson, who was appointed to the bench less than a year ago, did not return KARE 11's phone calls.

"Ohmigod," Adams said as she recalled police breaking down her door and flashing the search warrant. "I just kept saying to them, 'you've got the wrong house.' "

Police soon realized that themselves.

"From a cursory view, it doesn't look like our officers did anything wrong," said Capt. Greg Roehl.

Roehl said the drug task force was acting on a tip from a subcontractor for CenterPoint Energy, who had been in the home Friday to install a hot water heater.

...Yes theres a whole story here about warrants and privacy but FOR CHRISTSAKES if the WATER is ALREADY HOT why would you need a HEATER?

Brought to you by Ecowater, the worlds leading water.... (some people are sons of a bitch, I'm also the son of a QC guy for a water heater and purification place.)

8:27am: More wisdom from the liquor store
Time may be a great healer

But it makes a lousy beautician...

9:14pm: YES!!!


I'M IN BABY!!!!!!

9:58am: And if you've seen the geico ad with the Pips:





you'll hoot at this. :)

9:47am: Say....
You know how sometimes you see a news headline with a picture nearby and your mind takes over and you "read" the headline as your mind would have it instead of how its actually written?

I tried reading this one but all I came up with was Carl Eller arrested for very bad hairpiece :D

10:17pm: from a discussion board earlier....
Not my thinking, but I found it humorous. They were talking/debating the Governors recent line item veto:

"This was just another case of politicians expressing their compassion by giving my money to someone else. Their generosity is so selfless and admirable that sometimes I get tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat--april 15, for instance. ;) "

It should make at least knievel smile.

1:44am: All I could eat?
Did anyone else know that a place called "Akita" just opened up in Woodbury (779 Bielenberg Dr., 651-578-7888) and they have All you can eat sushi
for $14.99 at lunch and $21.99 at dinner?

I GET PAID THIS WEEK. I am driving extra slow from now on baby......

1:28am: Rest easy son.....
Charlton Heston, who won the 1959 best actor Oscar as the chariot-racing "Ben-Hur" and portrayed Moses, Michelangelo, El Cid and other heroic figures in movie epics of the '50s and '60s, has died. He was 84.

May the light protect him, and the powers of the heavens shine upon his path.

4:09pm: So.....
I know its a bit overboard, or over-reaction-ary, but recently my ex chewed both me and my son out because we were having a "boy" moment using the word 'butt'.

So I was thinking that since my son just mentioned to me that he has aquired a taste for shrimp, and since one of his favorite places on earth to go is the Mall of America that we should go get some shrimp at a place where 'butt' and shrimp could go well together.

I just saw this ad for a new shrimp menu at Hooters restaurants...

In serious news, I'm up to 587.1/690 85% B in my Chemistry class.

10:35pm: GO WILD
"Thursday’s telecast of the game was the second-highest rated over-the-air telecast in team regular season history. No. 1 on the list is the Wild’s first-ever home game on Oct. 11, 2000 against Philadelphia."

11:59am: Oh yeah
Where in the hell were these guys when I was a kid?

3rd party manufactured weapons for lego peeps.

A colonial marine rifle.

Bad ass.

12:33pm: Paying the price...
...for getting angry and passing a car in the left lane by cutting in and out of the middle lane @ 73 (in a 55) ... $266

Not getting a reckless, careless, or inattentive driving ticket, or one for expired tabs ... priceless.

St. Paul, 94 past snelling.

I did it, I'll pay it. But I am hoping theres some way to reduce it.

5:08pm: with thanks to shigella

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10:29pm: Oh yeah,
just in case you wanna know what folks do during timeouts at hockey games:

10:05pm: Your Mamma-ween!
Forgot to mention this one which has been amusing lately...

3:35am: Aliens, true horror...
You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees...begging?

I don't care if the local fanbase hates that movie I love it. Enough to stay up late tonight and watch it. However, since I've stayed up late and seen it a number of times, I turned this pc back on and made the mistake of reading the news.

An 11-year-old town of Weston girl died Sunday night after her parents refused to seek medical attention for her treatable case of diabetes.

I am speechless with sorrow. I am sure after a half night of sleep I'll find my rage tomorrow.

I can't.... honestly. I just....

:(

11:56pm: Disturbing trend....
Just when I thought I was never going to be free of male enhancement product commercials, they dissapear. Not a problem.

However, the glut of eHarmony.com, Just For Men, and females in heels and skirts for cellphones is driving me batty. Especially the hair coloring one. "Daddy, we think you'd make a good catch for someone....color your hair!"


However, I *will* go to prison if I ever meet the dirty motherf$%ker responsible for the VW sign and drive sales event where the young couple is trying to approach the car, and some dude keeps setting off the alarm.

Once is funny. One hundred and one times is mildly annoying. One hundred thousand and one is TOO EFFING MUCH!!!!

DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

*ahem.....

We now return you to your regularly scheduled LJ.

2:50am: And then Kurtis Foster fell.....ouch!


Grapes is sour over the fact that touch icing allowed rookie Torrey Mitchell of the San Jose Sharks to deliver a vicious hit that broke the leg of Minnesota Wild defenceman Kurtis Foster. The coach also highlights Jeremy Roenick's resurgence and pays tribute to Canadian sports writing legend George Gross, who passed away on Friday at the age of 85.

11:52pm: OMG hiiiilarity.


Being a bit of a purist, I was unsure how to react to this edited version of "What is best in life?". Its a damn fine showing however.

8:45pm: Out of your league...


Too funny!